Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Open House for Family

ari sabtu bawu neh wat makan2 for familiy..lunch sesama..tukang masak diimport khas dr Sg. Siputeh & Bukit Raja..ta len ta bkn Chef Zai & Chef Rina..kik2~ =P menu pada hari tersebut adalah nasi ayam sepesel..hehe..
chef rina & gubahan nyer..huhu..



ari jumaat msk kije koi 11.30 PM..alek umah ari sabtu koi 8.30AM..terus pg pasat borong beli ayam..alek umah cuci2 ayam, angah sampai with her family..bwk my mom & my sista..

tgu family my husband sampai tp dowank stuck dlm jem..so, kitowank bedal dlu..lapau sudah..hehe..da siap mkn, bawu dowank sampai..




ni husband punyer family..

penat kije ke pnt merayap neh..haha..=P

pas siap mkn, lepak2 layan hindustan..pastuh ta sedarkan diri, tetido..mn ta nyer, msk kije mlm, alek pg tuh ta tdo..trs siap kn lunch..smpai family husband & member dia alek pon ta sedau..huhu~ my family ta alek, tido umah mlm 2..sbb esk nyer mau gerak pg PD..anta my sista alek kolej..

da ptg ckt bedal buah moktan & doyan plak..ada la owang tuh kunun nyer ta mkn doyan tp tgk bedal semacam ajeh..siap moncong2 agy mkn diyan..haha..


ni la dia owang nyer yg kunun ta mkn doyan tuh..haha..



mlm nyer dowank pg funfair kt area umah..pastuh pg alamanda..ta dpt na ikut sbb koi 11.30PM msk kije..sadis sunggoh..xpe, yg penting da kado alek esk nyer..hubby bwk..shuker aty...ngee~ =D

Love..wawA

Monday, December 26, 2011

Its muve time..! wink~

wat pertama kali nyer after kawen, Mr Husband ajak pg tgk muve..hehe..td ms kije, beliau msg bg tau dia da buk ticket mlm neh koi 930PM kt mines..yeay..!

ta sabau mau pulang ni..tambah2 ada "driver" plak pg kije ri neh..ngee~  =D ta muve apa la beliau buk tuh..jgn la cte ombak windu...tulun la buk cte ghost protocol..uhuk~

now da kol 7PM..another 1 hour abesh kije..yeay...!! ;)


Love..wawA

Friday, December 23, 2011

Prison VS Office

IN PRISON


u spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell.





AT WORK


u spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle .. 
                                





IN PRISON


u get three meals a day (free).







AT WORK


u only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .


IN PRISON


u get time off for good behavior. 
               
        


AT WORK

u get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. 





IN PRISON


a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..     





AT WORK



u must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .

                                           

IN PRISON


u can watch TV and play games.





AT WORK


u get fired for watching TV and playing games.





IN PRISON


all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. 





AT WORK


u get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.   








Humm? 

Which Sounds Better? 


So what are u waiting for.........



Kill your B_O_S_                                                                     

                                 

   AND GO TO PRISON!  




Love..wawA

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Besday present~


Wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday....







she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds.  

She was expecting something like this…






 But her husband presented her with something very different...





  


 The husband is in a critical but stable condition in ICU! =P


Love..wawA

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Rokok VS Skyline

Sepasang kekasih di kedai makan. 

GF : u tau x rokok ni blh wat u cpt mati?
BF : mane ade. Jodoh ajal maut semua kat Tuhan yang tentukan...
GF : hmmmm...berapa banyak u habiskan duit untuk rokok?
BF : satu kotak Dunhill RM10. Perghh! Feeling...
GF : satu hari satu kotak. seminggu RM70. Sebulan RM2,100. Setahun RM25,200...ayg mule isap rokok bile???
BF : pandai math u ni...dri tingkatan 2. kenape?
GF : skrg ayg punye umo 24. 24-14=10..
and then RM25,200 darab dengan 10 dapat RM252,000! Banyakkan yang u dah bazirkan dlm tempoh 10 tahun.
BF : so? I ade mintak duit kat u ke nak beli rokok? Tak adakan?!
GF : memanglah takde tapi kalau u tak merokok and u simpan skrg u dah boleh
beli Skyline ke... Evo ke... semua boleh!
BF : u isap rokok x yang?
GF : Tak yang...kenape tanye mcm 2?
BF : kalau u x isap rokok mcm i...mane Skyline u?
GF : !4#$%^&*


Love..wawA  

Wednesday, December 7, 2011